Run naked through a public park at midnight.

But nobody will be there!

Learn to cook something so yummy everyone begs you for the recipe.

I've done that. Hot butterscotch sauce for Ice cream.

Grow your hair long... just once.

With my girly curly blonde hair. If I had another X chomosome, perhaps.

Go to a clothing store you like with £200 and tell the nearest assistant to style you... then buy one white t shirt and leave.

That's just mean!

Own a really good pair of boots.

I do.

Get a tattoo somewhere no one will see.

Tattoos with my pasty white skin just wouldn't work.

Get a pet, become obcessed with it, call it your baby and have a funeral for it when it dies.

Before I'm 31? Seems Id have to kill a puppy just bfofr e my birthday.

Make a random persons day... be the kind of stranger you always hope you'll meet.

I declare today to be random persons day.

Create an online dating ad and start the intro with the following... "if my perfect partner is reading this, she'll know i'm for her because..."

"...She's got big jugs and is a nymphomaniac"

Then meet everyone who replies even if they live in like australia or something.

Hmm. Could be pricey.

Visit somewhere you last went aged 3-10 and tell everyone you meet how big everything was in your day.

Uhm. I could try that.