Don't get a puppy, get like a hamster or something. "...She's got big jugs and is a nymphomaniac" Not the point, you're not actually going to have a relationship with someone in australia, the point is to meet people you get on with and go and have an adventure without having to pay for a hotel. Plus, just trust me when i say this is not the girl for you, you will hate her very quickly, she will be blonde, annoying and after money and not really a nymphomaniac. 'if my perfect partner is reading this, she'll know i'm for her because, i love science fiction and the fantastical, i believe in chivelry, girls with green skin and whirlwind romance' FOR EXAMPLE i'm sure you were just being flippant with your reply, but if you meet someone you click with they'll be beautiful whatever they look like... although this was not the point, it was about travelling and being spontaneous so i degress.
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"...She's got big jugs and is a nymphomaniac" Not the point, you're not actually going to have a relationship with someone in australia, the point is to meet people you get on with and go and have an adventure without having to pay for a hotel. Plus, just trust me when i say this is not the girl for you, you will hate her very quickly, she will be blonde, annoying and after money and not really a nymphomaniac.
'if my perfect partner is reading this, she'll know i'm for her because, i love science fiction and the fantastical, i believe in chivelry, girls with green skin and whirlwind romance' FOR EXAMPLE i'm sure you were just being flippant with your reply, but if you meet someone you click with they'll be beautiful whatever they look like... although this was not the point, it was about travelling and being spontaneous so i degress.