So, I get called by an employment agent

I wan't interested, and he was happy about that, but he mentioned other companies might pay roughly £5000-£10000 more than I'm on. 

Can't say I'm not tempted.  Even if it would involve driving to work.

Oi, yer fat plonkers!

You're showing the wrong bloody episode of Life On Mars! 

Bloody BBC4.  I've been looking forward to epsidoe 4 for 2 weeks and they're still not showing it:(