Well, that was a trip!
The plan was simple - we (
flickums and me) would take a train down to London, and cram as much as we possibly can before getting a train back. Unfortunately there were no trains back because of ASLEF. So we drove and parked outside London.
We had a plan to park at Moor Park. Satnav took us to a barrier. Tried approaching. Didn't work. Eventuially decided to go back to Rickmandsworth. Sadly, although there were two car parks, neither of them allowed us to park for several days. We decided to go back to the barrier and try pushing a little harder. Turns out it opens when you get right up to it. Very odd though.
So, we parked. Got the tube to Aldgate and walked to the Royal Learnardo Hotel. A very nicve hotel where we were given a free glass of champagne. Flickums refused, so we checked in and Flick was given another glass of wine. Anyway it turns out this was the wrong place. We wanted the Royal Leonardo Hotel in Tower Hill.
Dropped bags off, and went to Harrods. We wanted to try the Harrods Cafe. We had to reserve a seat so we wandered around the Lower Ground floor looking at expensive chrisdtmas decorations and ludicrously expensive bottles of booze - 18L "Solomon" bottles - I have no idea what the purpose of these is, but if you have several thousand pounds to spend then you can buy one.
We got to the cafe, sat down, and looked at the menu realised this was the wrong cafe. Thios is the bistro and cafge, which serves 3 course meals, and we're not really keen on paying Harrods prices for a meal.
So we found the right cafe, joined the queue and eventually got to eat an ludicrously expensive piece of avacado toast and pached egg, with a ludicrously expensive cup of tea and some lucicrously expenive Coke.
Went to the Toy department. It's not what it once was. No miniature versions of Ferraris and BMWs, or exotic stuff like that. Food hall was a little more interesting but nothing piqued my interest.
It was getting late, so we went onwards, had a look round Hamleys, stopped for Noodles, and then on to see Elf: The Musical. Will go into detail on that one at a later post.
Day 2, started with a masive breakfast. They have an omelette station! And some really nice smoothies! Really rather a nice spread although cold meats and cheese were a little limited. Next stop was Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park - another excursion that requires its own blog post.
Headed down to Bad Moon Cafe (a board games cafe), because it was Pete's birthday and he was playing games. There was a minor table cock-up apparently so we were squished around a table and there was rumblings that we might be kicked out. Turns out we weren't in the end. Played Sushi Go. Played Cash and Guns. Played King of Tokyo. Ate Pizza. Chatted to cool nerdy people!
Evening play was A Christmas Carol and "Ally Pally". Again enough to justify its own post.
Sunday we had a lighter day. Went for a swim. Did a bit detour back to Moor Park to drop bags off at car, and saw "A Sherlock Carol". Then went to pub to see my cousin who I hadn't seen for years! It was nice cathing up but we couldn't stay as long as we'd have liked. We had to get back to the car for the long drive home.
Traffic was fine for most of the way until we abruptly had to stop. Traffic was at a standstill. On the plus side, we were right next to an exit. On the minus side, we were in lane 2 and so had to cross lane one to get there. One car, weirdly, decided to back up and almost hit us...
Flick wasn't comfortable pushing past and onto the slip road, but, with guidance from me about how to push past politely, managed to get across. The other drivers were very nice about it, and opend up enough of a gap for us to get past, and the person on the slip road flashed to let us out. Here's the thing though - most people are actually quite understanding about people wanting to get off and go in another direction. I'm kind of suprised more people didn't do this though. The accident was between the exit and entrance so the sliproad could be used to bypass it easily. Off the exit, back onto the M1, and the road is clear up ahead. Plain sailing all the way home.
I do not want an epic blog post so details will be left to later entries.
However, highlights worth mentioning:
Hotel was very nice. Especially because we got upgraded to an executive room!
Kudos to Flickums for being terribly brave and pushing past traffic.