Stop breaking my car!!!

Looked at my car.  Some bastard has bent the front towhook.  Which in turn has knocked the radiator grill out of whack.

Can't bend the thing back into shape either.  That's just annoying. 

But how the hell did it happen?  And when did it happen?  And why is it that I keep coming back to my car and fiding more dents and knocks than when I left it?  Does anyone else have this problem?  So far I have a bent wheel arch, a dent each side of the bonnet, and bent towhook and a dent in the back driver's side.  Only one of these is my fault.

New years resolutions

Well, it's that time of year again. The way I see it, it's daft to make new years resolutions in the middle of winter when it's cold, dark and depressing and there's no way of being motivated to do anything. So I wait a bit.

( Cut for tedious introspection )