Quotes from a car journey

Just  a couple of memorable things from yesterday's car ride.

Radio: And call to report disruptions if it's safe and legal, like Roger was.
Me: Roger was safe and legal?
erestania: Are you safe and legal?
Me: Well, I'm over 18 and always use protection
erestania/flannelcat : Ewww

Song comes on my rather silly cheesy playlist
Me: This would be a Scottish pirate themed heavy metal band's cover of Latvia's 2008 Eurovision entry.
Flannelcat: This is the best Scottish heavy metal pirate themed Eurovision entry I've ever heard!  What could be better
Erestania: The only way to improve it would be to add Muppets!