Irish priest is driving along the road one night, and gets stopped for speeding. The copper can smell alcohol in the vicinity, then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," lies the priest.
"Then why do I smell wine?"
Priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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branchandroot
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Date: 2010-02-14 10:58 pm (UTC)Irish priest is driving along the road one night, and gets stopped for speeding. The copper can smell alcohol in the vicinity, then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," lies the priest.
"Then why do I smell wine?"
Priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"