Vote Loony

Their manifesto is now up.

Highlights include
We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.

The Houses of parliament will be demolished and replaced by a mobile parliament. This will allow MPs to be picked up in the mornings if their cars won’t start. It will also allow the public to see parliament at work and members will be able to wave to the public as it is going along. It will also cut out any necessity to have regional assemblies as it can park up at different towns and villages throughout the year. On the old site of parliament a large statue of Screaming Lord Sutch will be erected and a loony village will be built where it will be obligatory to enjoy yourself. Pogo sticks will be provided free of charge.

All cars will be converted to run on Venos to help stop congestion.

All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.