Oh goshdarnit! That other guy git in

[luckykaa]

What's his name again?  Sadam Hussain Obama Bin Laden or something.  Now if that ain't a Muslim name I don't know what is.  America is meant to be a Christian country dammit.  It says so right there in the First Amendment, and it was that way back when we were founded by Jey-sus in 0AD. 

And now he's goin' to make an Oath on the Koran, change us all into Muslims and move the US to the middle east and we'll all have to join Al Quaeda and blow ourselves up.  I dooon't know what Ahhm gonna do. 

Comments

[raygungothic.livejournal.com]

Jey-sus sounds like some kind of cleaning product. An attempt to re-brand Jeyes-Fluid-soaked disposable wipes or something.

[luckykaa.livejournal.com]

I tried some Jesus brand disposable wipes. There were only 5 in the packet but they seemed to last forever. Did leave wine stains everywhere I wiped though.

[linniekin.livejournal.com]

LOLZ!

[sospan-fach.livejournal.com]

[grin]

Incidentally...for superb & sublime religious crap, check out Ship of Fools' 'Gadgets For God' at:

http://ship.saintsimeon.co.uk/Gadgets/New/index.html

http://www.ship-of-fools.com/kitschmas/

[Disclaimer: I am a faithful Catholic, and I want the Jesus Pan and Blessed Virgin Toast Embosser. ;-)

Catholics: Capable of kitsch that makes Julian Clary look like the modicum of butch restrained subtlety by comparison.]

[xenaclone.livejournal.com]

>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.<

Yes? Nothing even about God specifically there, let alone which one.