Okay - those interests
Jun. 16th, 2009 10:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Rats:
I love rats. They're cool! I've always had a fondness for intelligent animals. Rats are really smart. Give a rat a button that dispenses food every fourth press and they'll press the button four times. Give them simple puzzles and they'll solve them. They even seem to enjoy solving puzzles for their own sake. Apparently they make great pets. They're quite social creatures and even in the wild they don't have a fear of humans. Don't have one. Not allowed to keep pets in rented accommodation. They are cool though.
Red hair:
Just something I find physically attractive. It's slightly unusual and I've always liked that.
World Domination:
Hasn't everyone felt they could do a better job than these idiots in charge? Yes, I want to be the benevolent dictator!
But there's also the interesting mental challenge - how would you become the dictator? You need to convince enough people that you are their rightful ruler and also that they're fairly happy about this situation. War's no good. It puts peoples backs up and they feel like they've been conquered so will set up resistance movements. What you actually need to do is rig every single election in every single country. this could take some time.
Anyone want to ask me about another?
I love rats. They're cool! I've always had a fondness for intelligent animals. Rats are really smart. Give a rat a button that dispenses food every fourth press and they'll press the button four times. Give them simple puzzles and they'll solve them. They even seem to enjoy solving puzzles for their own sake. Apparently they make great pets. They're quite social creatures and even in the wild they don't have a fear of humans. Don't have one. Not allowed to keep pets in rented accommodation. They are cool though.
Red hair:
Just something I find physically attractive. It's slightly unusual and I've always liked that.
World Domination:
Hasn't everyone felt they could do a better job than these idiots in charge? Yes, I want to be the benevolent dictator!
But there's also the interesting mental challenge - how would you become the dictator? You need to convince enough people that you are their rightful ruler and also that they're fairly happy about this situation. War's no good. It puts peoples backs up and they feel like they've been conquered so will set up resistance movements. What you actually need to do is rig every single election in every single country. this could take some time.
Anyone want to ask me about another?