Note to self - Learn to flirt

[luckykaa]

I wandered into the Lego shop.  Chatted with Shop assistant a bit.  Made a comment about Jason and the Argonauts with the skeletons. 

She was cute.  Maybe I should have got her number.

Comments

[invisigoth51.livejournal.com]

He was actually american - doing a very good impresion of - i am american guy from da south so clearly i am gods gift to all english 'ladiez' rather than being overweight ignorant loud and having my wife in the next room while i ask these nurses what sexual position is their favorite.
There is a certain brand of sleeze that can only be achieved by such a guy that overweight ignorant British chaps can only aspire to. I'm sure you know the type i mean.