Pah! humourless lot aintcha!

[luckykaa]

Aside from the two of you who actually posted jokes:P

It's now the year of the Tiger.  Most of us are going to forget and date everything by the year of the Ox.  If you're born this year (or you're 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72 or 84 this year), you're physically powerful, gracious, independent and brave.

Happy thoughts day 2:

Saw District 9.  Drank some wine.  Had roast pork.  Even got the crackling to work (make sure it's dry, crank the heat right up at the start).  Always a nice way to spend n evening. 

District 9 was great, and actually the small screen treatment rather works with the documentary style

Comments

[ingaborg.livejournal.com]

You've already heard all my jokes! But since you insist -

What do you do with a wombat?

Play wom.

[blue-sun-scribe.livejournal.com]

You brought this upon yourself.

What does Han Solo clean his boots with?


Shoe-Blacker!

[sospan-fach.livejournal.com]

You asked for it. :P

Irish priest is driving along the road one night, and gets stopped for speeding. The copper can smell alcohol in the vicinity, then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

"Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," lies the priest.

"Then why do I smell wine?"

Priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

[trialia]

*fistbumps* I turned 24 last week! Not so physically powerful, or gracious, but I'm told I am the other two.